Find the socks. All of them. Every last one.
It started with just a few missing from the laundry basket, but it's escalated. Now we're talking entire loads vanishing into thin air.
Our sources indicate the missing socks are being spirited away by a nefarious organization known as 'The Sock Liberation Front'.
They're using advanced sock-hiding technology, but we have reason to believe they're vulnerable to our top-secret Sock-Tracking Device (patent pending).
Deploy Sock-Tracking Device in key locations: laundry room, bedroom, and under the couch cushions.
Confront The Sock Liberation Front. They will not be silenced.
Catastrophic. We're talking Sock-Geddon.
Mission duration: 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 42 seconds. Or until we find the socks. Whichever comes first.
Codename: SockHunter-9000
Clearance Level: Top-Secret Sock- clearance