Buzz Engineers: We're Not Just a Bunch of Nerds in a Room

We're a team of highly skilled, moderately caffeinated individuals who've been tasked with the impossible: turning code into something that doesn't suck.

Our team consists of:

• John Doe, Our resident PHP wizard
• Jane Doe, Our JavaScript ninja
• Bob Smith, Our SQL whisperer
• Steve Johnson, Our CEO (who's also a lawyer)

Together, we're a force to be reckoned with. Or, at the very least, a group of people who are good at our jobs.

Our Mission:

To create software that's as smooth as a freshly shaved cat, and as useful as a participation trophy.

Or, you know, just to write code that doesn't make our eyes bleed.

Our Values:

• We believe in the power of the semicolon.
• We think 2 + 2 should always equal 5, but only if you're using JavaScript.
• We're not fans of meetings, but we love a good meeting.
• We're all about the code, but only if it's well-crafted and doesn't make us cry.