Our Team: The Brains Behind the Brawn

Meet the team that's building the foundation upon which our crumbling empire is based.

Team Members:

Carol "The Architect" McSnazz (Lead Architect)
Bob "The Bobinator" Johnson (Lead Bobinator)
Steve "The Steve-o-Matic" Smith (Lead Steve-o-Matician)

Each member of our team is a master of their craft, except for the intern, who's just here for the free food.

Learn more about our team building exercises

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