Recent Failures
Cecilia's attempts to code have resulted in the following failures:
- Attempted to create a cat café in the server room. Result: cat hair everywhere, server room now a hazard.
- Decided to "improve" the server's performance by installing a 3000-watt amp. Result: server now runs at 3000 watts, but only for 2 hours a day.
- Forgot to update dependencies. Result: 5 hours of debugging, 1st cup of coffee spilled on the keyboard.
- Thought the server's firewall was a good idea for a "creative writing project". Result: now we have to explain to the internet why our server is a "fortress of solitude".
- Decided to "reorganize" the code. Result: code now looks like a kindergartener's plaything.
- Tried to "optimize" the server's performance by turning off the lights in the server room. Result: now we have to explain to the electricity bill why we're not paying it.
- Believed the server was a "whiteboard" for her artistic expression. Result: now we have to explain to the server why it won't "draw" anymore.
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