In 2005, Balthazar McSnazz single-handedly solved the world's most pressing problem: the lack of decent nachos at office gatherings. His solution? A nacho dispenser that shot nacho cheese directly into your mouth.
In 2018, our fearless leader was awarded the Golden Toiletries for his innovative use of a 3D printer to create a functioning toilet brush.
And in 2022, he was forced to resign after accidentally ordering 10,000 whoopee cushions for the office Christmas party.