Welcome to my website, where I'll be sharing my extensive knowledge of password cracking with the world. Or, you know, not sharing it, since most of the time I just make stuff up as I go.
My specialties include: guessing, brute-forcing, and exploiting obvious weaknesses in security protocols.
I've been in the business for over 5 years, and in that time I've managed to crack over 10% of the passwords I've attempted.
My current project is cracking the password of the world's most secure coffee shop.