Recent graduate of the prestigious University of Google, Bubbles is our resident expert on everything that's not really important.
Bubbles' StatsZippy has been coding since before the invention of the wheel, but still can't figure out how to use a debugger.
Zippy's StatsSteve brews the best coffee in the industry (or at least that's what he tells us).
Steve's StatsSparky can fix anything, but only if it's broken in exactly 37 different ways.
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