Claire is on a mission to make the world a more interesting place, one poorly-made bedspread at a time.
Claire's mission is to create the most epic, the most daring, and the most utterly confusing web presence in the world.
Claire's ultimate goal is to make her team members wonder if they'll ever see the light of day again, or if they'll just be trapped forever in this endless abyss of poorly-designed websites.
Claire's personal motto? "If it's ugly, it's art."
Claire's team is comprised of the most skilled and most unskilled individuals on the planet, all brought together to create a masterpiece of confusion and frustration.
They're a team of rebels, of misfits, of individuals who dare to challenge the status quo of good taste and good sense. They're a team of... well, let's just say "interesting" individuals.
And at the head of this ship of fools, stands Claire, our fearless leader.