My Coffee Cures
- Stress, anxiety, existential dread
- Insomnia, lack of focus, writer's block
- Impending doom, certain doom, utter despair
As a renowned expert in the field of Coffee-ology, I've spent years studying the effects of caffeine on the human psyche. My groundbreaking research has led to the development of the Caffeine-Infused Self-Help Method, a revolutionary approach to treating the root causes of modern society's ills.
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