Welcome to the team of highly trained, marginally competent individuals!
Dr. Bottomsworth is a renowned expert in the field of coding, mostly self-taught and occasionally self-taught-by-YouTube.
Her areas of expertise include, but are not limited to: PHP, JavaScript, C++, and eating copious amounts of ramen noodles.
More about Dr. BottomsworthBob is a master of the pixel, a virtuoso of vectors, and a sultan of sans-serif fonts.
His areas of expertise include, but are not limited to: Adobe Creative Suite, Microsoft Paint, and eating entire pizzas by himself.
More about Bob "The B-Boy" JenkinsDr. Bottomsworth is a walking encyclopedia of obscure trivia and slightly less obscure facts.
His areas of expertise include, but are not limited to: everything, probably.
More about Dr. Reginald "The Professor" P. BottomsworthAnd that's not all! We also have a team of highly trained, marginally competent interns. They're the future of our industry, we're pretty sure.