It's a secret, but I'm only telling you because you're on the list, friend.

The Dan Method

Step 1: Be Awesome

Step 2: Be More Awesome

Step 3: Be Even More Awesome

Step 4: Be So Awesome, You'll Need to Wear Sunglasses Indoors

Step 5: Be the Most Awesome Thing You've Ever Seen, and That's Not an Exaggeration

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