Welcome to the Department of Uncooperative Individuals (DUI). We are a special team of people who have mastered the art of denial.
We are a group of experts in the field of saying no, refusing to help, and generally being difficult.
If you are looking for a challenge, we are your team. We will deny you, delay you, and possibly even lie to you.
So, what are you waiting for? Try to get us to do something. We dare you.