April 19th, 2020
Today, I finally figured out how to use the copier. It took me 3 days, but I'm pretty sure I'm now an expert. I've been testing its limits, making sure it can handle all sorts of paper sizes and colors. The highlight of my week: successfully photocopying my favorite recipe for "Trevor's Tacos".
Tomorrow, I'll try to use the stapler.
I'm starting to think that the copier might be more than just a machine. I mean, it's got a personality, right? It's always beeping and jamming, like it's trying to communicate with me. Maybe it's trying to tell me something profound, like the importance of proper paper alignment.