We value diversity and inclusion, but only up to a point. Anything more and we'll have to call in the lawyers.
Our team is trained to respond with the perfect amount of eye-rolling and shoulder-shrugging.
We're not here to coddle our users with simple language. We'll throw around the big words until someone asks us to stop.
We're a team of highly trained specialists who will happily tie you up in red tape until you get the answer you're looking for.