Welcome to the Dr. Everdeen Team, where the boundaries of sanity are constantly pushed, and the laws of physics are merely suggestions. Our team of experts is dedicated to creating the most innovative, most outrageous, and most utterly useless solutions to the most complex problems you never knew you had.
Meet the Dr. Everdeen Team Members:
Our lead scientist, Mayon, has spent years studying the art of making things go 'boom' in unexpected ways. When not inventing new ways to destroy cities, Mayon enjoys knitting sweaters and collecting antique door knobs.
Balthazar, our team's resident paperwork expert, has a Ph.D. in Red Tape and enjoys creating the most convoluted, byzantine forms and regulations the world has ever seen. In his free time, Balthazar collects antique staplers and writes sonnets about them.
Roberto, our R&D whiz, has a knack for creating innovative solutions that are 99% functional, 1% explosive. When not building things that will likely blow up in our faces, Roberto enjoys extreme ironing and competitive eating.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a more interesting, more explosive, and more bewildering place!