Dr. Microbe-Stein's Research Facility
Welcome to the esteemed Research Facility of the illustrious Dr. Microbe-Stein. Where science is done, but not exactly followed.
We specialize in the study of microorganisms that have a penchant for 80s rock music and a love for all things neon.
Our team of experts includes Dr. Microbe-Stein himself, who is a renowned expert in the field of microbial rockology. He has a Ph.D. in Microbiology from the University of Nowheresville and a minor in 80s rock history from the School of Hard Knocks.
Our current research projects include:
- The effects of Spandex pants on bacterial growth rates
- The correlation between the rise of the 80s rock scene and the decline of antibiotic resistance
- The aerodynamics of hair spray in a high-velocity wind tunnel