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		**Omen's Creed**
		Avoid the coffee machine,
		Do not trust the toaster,
		And never, ever, ever,
		Pay attention to Ellen's warnings.
		
	

Ellen's Omen: A collection of cryptic messages, obscure warnings, and unhelpful advice from the enigmatic Ellen. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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