Meet the Mysterious Minds Behind Our Financial Magic Show

Welcome to our team of financial wizards, who will make your wallet disappear, only to reappear with more money in it. Sort of. Okay, that's a lie, but we're working on it.

Bertie "The Numbers Ninja" Nelson

Bertie is our chief number-cruncher. He can make a spreadsheet do the Macarena.

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Luna "The Stock Whisperer" Larkspur

Luna is our stock-market sorceress. She can make a stock option appear out of thin air.

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Dr. Reginald "The Financial Oracle" Pembroke

Dr. Pembroke is our resident expert on all things finance. He can predict the future, but only on Tuesdays.

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