Meet the Team

Our Glooping Specialists

Meet the team that makes the glooping happen.

Bob the Gloop - Our resident gloop expert.
Sarah the Squelcher - Our team's chief squelching officer.
Tim the Glooperator - Our team's gloop-tastic engineer.
Alyssa the Gloopalyst - Our team's gloopalyst extraordinaire.

Our Glooping Equipment

We've got some of the most advanced glooping equipment in the business.

Glittergun - A glooping staple for over 10 years.
Squeezer 3000 - The ultimate glooping tool.
Flumplenator - For the really tough gloops.
Glompositor - Our team's newest glooping addition.

Our Glooping Techniques

From glooping, to squelching, to flumplenating, we've got it all.

Glooping 101 - Our basic glooping course.
Squelching 3000 - Advanced glooping techniques.
Flumplenating for Beginners - For the truly adventurous.
Gloopalystics - The art of glooping analysis.

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