Welcome to the Neo-Brutalist Team

We're the team behind the most aesthetically-pleasing, functionally-terrible website in the world.

Our team consists of:

• Luke - Our team's self-appointed "designer"
• Lucy - The actual designer, but she's shy, so she's not listed

Our team's motto? "We're not lazy, we're just conserving our energy."

Subteam: Handshake

Our team's handshake subteam is dedicated to perfecting the art of the awkward handshakes.

• Luker - The Luker
• Lucyer - The Lucyer

Subteam: Lucy

Lucy's subteam is dedicated to secretly making all the actual design decisions.

• Lukerino - The Lukerino