Our fearless leader, Zorvath
We're led by Zorvath, a being of immense power and wisdom, who has single-handedly decided that the best way to run the universe is with an Excel spreadsheet.
Assistant to the Chairman, Xexu
Xexu handles all the actual work, but only after she's finished her 3-hour coffee break. She's also secretly a master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing.
Chief Janitor, Gleeblort
Gleeblort keeps the universe in order. He's also a skilled practitioner of the lost art of Extreme Folding.