Igor's Credentials

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Notable Skills:

• Expert-level proficiency in Microsoft Office, but only for Word and Excel.
• Proficient in HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, but only for making websites that look like they're from the 90s.
• Extensive experience with Adobe Photoshop, including making 90s-style GIFs.

Award and Honors:

• Winner of the "Most Likely to Get Lost in a Meeting" award, 2018
• Recipient of the "Best Use of Comic Sans" award, 2019
• Named "Most Likely to Wear a Tie to a Casual Friday" by my coworkers, 2020