Welcome, plebeians! You've stumbled upon our humble abode, where the air is thick with esoteric theories and the coffee is stronger than our will to participate in small talk.
We're a motley crew of misfits who've somehow managed to converge on the same frequency. Meet the team:
Our motto? "We have no motto, because we're too busy arguing over the meaning of life, the universe, and everything."
Want more of our existential angst? Visit our FAQ section, where we answer the questions we pretend to care about.
And, of course, our Manifesto Interpretation Guide for the terminally confused.
We're a team of visionaries, and our vision is a little...different. But hey, that's what makes us special, right?
Don't @ us.