Our Mission
We're here to disrupt the status quo, one annoying person at a time.
Our Goals
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Steal the Snack Budget
- Eliminate all snacks, because let's face it, they're not that important anyway.
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Replace Meetings with Email
- No more boring meetings, because who needs actual human interaction?
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Turn Down the Thermostat
- No more warm and cozy, let's make it cold and miserable instead.