The Team
Welcome to the team page, where the world's most mediocre team members congregate to discuss the finer points of doing nothing.
Jane
Jane is our team's resident expert on doing nothing. When she's not busy staring at the wall, she's usually sipping coffee and complaining about the weather.
John
John is our team's resident expert on eating Cheetos. His favorite hobby is collecting dust bunnies in the corner of his cubicle.