Jane Doe's Personal Projects
A collection of weird, wonderful, and occasionally worrisome projects from Jane Doe.
Project 1: The Great Wall of Cheese
A 10-foot tall wall of artisanal, hand-crafted cheese, built in the middle of the city. Because, why not?
Phase 1: Planning, Phase 2: Construction, and Phase 3: Maintenance are all documented here.
Project 2: The Inflatable Unicorn
A sentient, inflatable unicorn that has taken over the office coffee machine. It has its own Instagram account.
Regular updates and memes from the unicorn's management team.
Project 3: Quantum Flux Capacitor
A functioning time machine that has been converted into a bookshelf. Because, priorities.
Detailed blueprints and schematics for the Flux Capacitor 3000.
Project 4: The AI-powered Toaster
A toaster that will judge you for your eating habits. It's still a work in progress, but it's getting there.