Jean-Quiznooze is our team's resident expert in all things disarray. With a background in chaos theory and a PhD in making things more complicated, Jean is always ready to tackle even the toughest problems.
His superpower is the ability to make even the simplest tasks feel like a never-ending puzzle, guaranteed to drive his teammates to the brink of madness.
Jean's Achievements
- Successfully turned a simple project management task into a 3-day marathon of meetings and PowerPoint presentations.
- Created a new company-wide policy that required every team member to wear funny hats on Fridays.
- Single-handedly kept the coffee machine on the brink of a breakdown for 3 weeks straight.
See Jean-Quiznooze's Brain ( Warning: Not for the faint of heart )