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We're the Underground Fashion Disaster Recovery Society, and we're here to help you recover from the most fashionable of disasters. Our team of experts, led by the incomparable Jean, has seen it all. We've recovered from fashion faux pas, from runway meltdowns, and from those moments when you just can't seem to get your pants on.
When the fashion police come for you, we'll be there. When your outfit gets stuck in the closet, we'll unstuck it. When you just can't seem to get that one pesky stain out, we'll get it out for you.
So, if you're in need of a little bit of fashion recovery, just remember: we're here for you. Contact us today, and let's get you looking like a brand new person in no time!