John Smith: The Unstoppable Force of Neo-Brutalism
John Smith is a master of the dark arts, a virtuoso of the brutalist aesthetic, and a sultan of the absurd.
His achievements include:
Completed 100 consecutive hours of coding in a single weekend
With only 30 minutes of sleep and 2 cups of coffee
Designed the world's ugliest website
With a palette of only 5 colors: black, white, and 3 shades of grey
Survived 3 years on a diet of only ramen noodles and code reviews
And still managed to write a functional README