John-the-Boss is the undisputed overlord of our humble abode. He rules with an iron fist and a heart of gold. Or at least, that's what he keeps telling us.
His Majesty has decreed that our website shall be a bastion of style, a beacon of wit, and a font of infinite wisdom.
By the power vested in him, John-the-Boss has issued the following decrees:
1. All meetings shall be held at exactly 3:14 PM on Wednesdays.
2. All employees are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
3. The coffee machine in the break room shall be stocked with an endless supply of artisanal, small-batch, fair-trade coffee.
Below, you'll find a list of notable individuals who are beholden to John-the-Boss's whims:
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