Today, John-the-Boss has decided that the fate of mankind will be decided by a series of increasingly complex algorithms.
- First, all users will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
- Next, all users will be required to solve a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle within 5 minutes.
- Finally, all users will be subject to a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio in the office break room.