John is our resident joke machine, cranking out dad jokes faster than you can say "what's the holdup?" His jokes are so bad, they're good.
When he's not busy making people groan, John can be found sipping lattes and plotting his next great escape from the cubicle.
See John's Secret Lair Meet the Rest of the Team"John's jokes are like a punchline in a straitjacket." - Our CEO