John, The Boss

Meet John, the most epic member of our team! He's been around since 2010 and still rocking it.

John's Achievements

Survived 10 years of meetings without losing his mind
Managed to write 100 lines of code without getting fired
Still uses IE6 for some reason

View John's award for Most Likely to Be Late to a Meeting View John's complete list of achievements

His superpower? He can recite the entire script of "The Matrix" while eating a bowl of ramen.

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