The Empire of John: A Manifesto for the Ages

Our Mission:

Our mission is simple: to conquer all, and rule with an iron fist.

Join us, and together we shall:

• Crush our enemies
• Build an empire
• Rule with an iron fist

Don't believe us? Read our press release for more information.

Our Press Release:

We are the greatest empire this world has ever seen. Don't @ us.

We've been Manifestoing for years, and the results speak for themselves.