Meet John
John is a renowned thought chef and philosopher who specializes in serving up a slice of existential dread with every dish.
When he's not pondering the meaning of life, John loves to cook up a mean Baked Alaska or a hearty Curry of the Abyss.
His restaurant, 'Existential Bites', is a local favorite among the intellectually curious.
Follow John on Instagram for a daily dose of food for thought.