Philosopher King of the Realm, Lord of the Senses, Sultan of the Subjunctive.
Specializing in the fields of: Existential Crisis, Moral Ambiguity, and the Implications of Sock Choice.
Read about John's groundbreaking work on the Ontology of Socks
Helping John navigate the complexities of his own ego.
Providing caffeine-fueled insights and occasional paper jams.
Read the Coffee Machine's manifesto on the importance of being a good machine