Meet John: The Patience Teacher

John is a renowned expert in the art of patience. His extensive experience in waiting for the bus, waiting in line, and waiting for coffee to brew has earned him a reputation as the most patient man alive.

John's philosophy is simple: "A moment of patience is worth a minute of rage." He teaches his students the ancient art of waiting, and his methods are unorthodox, but effective.

Want to learn more about John's teachings? Click here for a comprehensive guide to waiting.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try John's Waiting Games to test your patience in a fun and challenging way.

And, for the really dedicated students, John's Patient Practices offers a series of rigorous exercises to help you develop your patience muscles.

Or, if you're just browsing, enjoy John's Waiting Stories, a collection of hilarious anecdotes about his most memorable waiting experiences.

Remember, patience is a skill, and John is here to teach it.