A 4-Step Guide to Ruling with an Iron Fist (But Not Really)
Step 1: Make Decisions with Unwavering Certainty
Step 2: Delegate Tasks to Underlings with Confidence
Step 3: Demand Unrelenting Perfection from Others
Step 4: Bask in the Glory of Your Own Brilliance
Disclaimer: Not actually the Great John. Just some guy with a funny name.