John's Menu Page

Welcome to John's menu, where the options are a real hodgepodge of culinary delights.

Our specials include:

• Spam Fritters with a Twist of Despair
• The 'I'm a Fries-aholic' Burger
• Steak that's been sitting in the fridge since 2003

And don't forget to try our famous 'I'm Not Lying, This is a Real Truffle Burger'!

Click here for our egg-based options.

Want to see what our competitors are up to? Check out the Competition page!