John's Famous Recipes
- Burgers that are so good, you'll cry
- Pasta so tangled, it'll tie you up
- Steak that's so tender, it'll make you weak
John is our resident chef, with a flair for the dramatic. His recipes are so over-the-top, you'll be talking about them for weeks.
Warning: attempting to replicate John's recipes may lead to excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and/or a strong desire to hug your loved ones.