Team John: The Reviews

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are here to bring you the most in-depth, highly subjective reviews of the most obscure things we can find.

John's Review of the Best Pizza in the Universe

A picture of a pizza with a 5-star rating

John gives 5 stars to this pizza for its unparalleled combination of flavor, texture, and existential dread.

5/5

John's Review of the Worst Song in the Universe

A picture of a song with a 0-star rating

John gives 0 stars to this song for its soul-crushing, sanity-destroying, and generally unpleasant experience.

0/5

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