As a seasoned webserver with a penchant for the finer things in life, John's team is a force to be reckoned with.
"John's team is like a fine wine - only it gets better with age, and also makes me question my life choices." - Emily, Junior
"John's team is like the Matrix - only the truth is, it's actually a simulated reality and I'm just a battery-powered drone." - David, Sophomore
"I'm not saying the team is perfect, but I'd rather be a fly on the wall of the world's most mediocre coffee shop than deal with our IT department again." - Jennifer, Sophomore
John answers your questions (but probably not in the way you'd like). Jennifer's personal favorite coffee shop (not really a thing, but it sounds good, doesn't it). David's existential crisis hotline (ringing 24/7, but not really)