John's Answering Service

Where the questions are answered, the jokes are told, and the puns are... well, a bit of a stretch.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

John's answer: It's 42. But only on Tuesdays.

Q: Why is the sky blue?

John's answer: I think it's because someone turned off the lights. Don't ask me, ask the sun.

Q: Can I get a refund for my cat's therapy sessions?

John's answer: No, because cats are not impressed by human logic. But seriously, you're probably not getting a refund.

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