Johnny's Achievements Page

Notable Accomplishments:

Survived the apocalypse of 2023 with only a can of SPAM and a VHS player for company.
Won 3rd place at the local pie-eating contest with a record-breaking 27 pies consumed in under 5 hours.
Completed a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours, only to realize it was actually a 500 piece puzzle.

Currently, Johnny is working on a top-secret project to create a robotic arm that can play the trombone with perfect pitch.