Our fearless leader and the brains behind the black hole operation. He's the mastermind behind the most efficient sucking of galaxies into nothingness the world has ever seen.
When not busy creating miniature singularities in his basement, Johnny enjoys playing video games and eating Cheetos.
Meet the rest of the team Contact UsOur patented technology has revolutionized the field of black hole research, allowing us to suck up anything that gets in our way.
Our team of experts (read: Johnny and his cat) are always pushing the boundaries of what's possible with our black hole.
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