Meet Johnny, Physics Whiz

Johnny is a certified genius and holder of 12 patents in physics-related fields, including but not limited to:

• Patent 1: Method for turning invisible at the molecular level
• Patent 2: Invention of the quantum toaster
• Patent 3: Development of the chrono-displacement generator
• Patent 4: Theoretical model for infinite pizza delivery speed
• Patent 5: Portable wormhole transportation system
• Patent 6: Artificial gravity simulator for zero-G environments
• Patent 7: Self-sustaining energy source using only a toaster and a can of soda
• Patent 8: Time-traveling toaster oven
• Patent 9: Quantum entanglement-based hair-growing serum
• Patent 10: Invention of the perpetual motion machine using only a pinwheel and a rubber band
• Patent 11: Method for communicating with household appliances using only a tin can and a magnet
• Patent 12: Theoretical framework for the transdimensional pizzeria