Privacy Policy - Because We're Always Watching

At Johnny's, your privacy is our top concern. Or, at the very least, it's our second-highest concern, right after our bottom line.

We collect data on every move you make. Every click, every scroll, every 'refresh' of this page because you're clearly bored.

Our servers are powered by the tears of our competitors, and our algorithms are run by the collective despair of our marketing team.

Data Collection

We collect the following data:

We use this data to:

Cookies

We use cookies to:

Contact Us

If you have any questions or concerns about our privacy policy, feel free to ask Johnny directly.

Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to our cause.