At Johnny's, your privacy is our top concern. Or, at the very least, it's our second-highest concern, right after our bottom line.
We collect data on every move you make. Every click, every scroll, every 'refresh' of this page because you're clearly bored.
Our servers are powered by the tears of our competitors, and our algorithms are run by the collective despair of our marketing team.
We collect the following data:
We use this data to:
We use cookies to:
If you have any questions or concerns about our privacy policy, feel free to ask Johnny directly.
Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to our cause.