Johnny's Sock Patterns

Socks of Unrelenting Bureaucratic Power

In this comprehensive guide, Johnny reveals the intricacies of sock design, from the subtle art of stripe placement to the bold, unapologetic statement of polka dots.

• The Sock Whisperer's Guide to Design Principles
• Sock Hacking: The Dark Art of Sock Rebranding
• Socks of the Month: A Review of the Latest and Greatest