Publications by Johnny the Sock Researcher

The 2022 Sock Census Report

Quantifying the Socioeconomic Impact of Socks on Global Happiness

Our team has spent years studying the intricacies of footwear and its effects on human behavior. In this comprehensive report, we reveal the shocking truth: 97% of people surveyed reported a significant increase in happiness when wearing their favorite socks.

Download the full report: 2022 Sock Report

The Socioeconomic Sock Index: A New Framework for Measuring Sock-based Well-being

In this groundbreaking paper, we introduce the Socioeconomic Sock Index (SSi), a novel metric for quantifying the relationship between socks and human flourishing. Our research reveals a strong correlation between SSi and global happiness.

Read the full paper: SSi Paper

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