Publications by Johnny the Sock Researcher
The 2022 Sock Census Report
Quantifying the Socioeconomic Impact of Socks on Global Happiness
Our team has spent years studying the intricacies of footwear and its effects on human behavior. In this comprehensive report, we reveal the shocking truth: 97% of people surveyed reported a significant increase in happiness when wearing their favorite socks.
Download the full report: 2022 Sock Report
The Socioeconomic Sock Index: A New Framework for Measuring Sock-based Well-being
In this groundbreaking paper, we introduce the Socioeconomic Sock Index (SSi), a novel metric for quantifying the relationship between socks and human flourishing. Our research reveals a strong correlation between SSi and global happiness.
Read the full paper: SSi Paper