Johnny is a master of the space-time continuum. He can jump into the past, visit exotic planets, and even dine with dinosaurs. But don't let that fool you, he's also a master of the mundane. He can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich and recite the entire script of "It's a Wonderful Life" from memory.
But what's his take on Einstein's famous theory of relativity? Well, let's just say he's a bit of a rebel. He thinks that time is just a social construct, and that the only constant is the constant change in his pants size.
Check out his latest paper on the subject, "Relativity: A Theory of Utter Confusion": Read the Full Paper
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